Jun 6, 2014

(Source: rkolun, via kaffeewarm)

Jun 6, 2014

forever:

just imagine how good life would be if pizza made u have a flat stomach

(via muedegesichter)

Jun 6, 2014

(Source: wwiao, via noneedforintr0ductions)

Jun 6, 2014

suddendeathinsouthcarolina:

everything is funny when its 4:45 a.m.

(Source: methlabrat, via gegenrevolutionaerin)

Jun 6, 2014

australiansanta:

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

(Source: australiansanta, via mehrsoindie)

Jun 6, 2014

internetexplorers:

"mom im bleeding"

“oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman”

“thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder”

(via noneedforintr0ductions)

Jun 6, 2014

thats-slightly-raven:

THE BEACH MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE YOU JUST GET SAND EVERYWHERE SAND IN YOUR SHOES, SAND IN YOUR HANDBAG, SAND IN YOUR BRA, SAND IN YOUR VAGINA, YOU GO TO THE BEACH AND YOU COME BACK MADE OF FUCKING SAND, YOU GET PREGNANT AND GIVE BIRTH TO A SAND BABY YOU CANNOT GET RID OF SAND IT STAYS WITH YOU FOREVER FUCK SAND

(via the-80s-do-it-better)

Jun 6, 2014

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

(Source: dajo42, via schwerexjugend)

Jun 6, 2014

(Source: jennyfromthesock, via braydaaan)

Jun 6, 2014

(Source: jewmingle, via braydaaan)

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